Me to Designer: Are you available for design work?
Designer: Yes. Sure.
Me explains everything in great detail.
Designer: No problem. I will do it.
-- 2 Weeks later --
Me to Designer: Hello.
-- No response. 2 Weeks later ---
Me to Designer: Hello - are you there?
-- and so on --
All this is over. I found a really good designer. He is friendly. Very creative. Motivated. Smart. Open minded. Loyal. And most importantly: Not like any gas I know. :)